Root lapper

One who enjoys the act of sucking and slurping another's cock, and the practice of licking the penis shaft to the scrotum, and finishing by lapping Deez Nuts.

My current girlfriend is the best root lapper I've shafted.

by Panty Muncher58 September 26, 2021

poppin roots

going to the barber and getting a
his hair took down and retwisted ,rebraided..etc

in lil wytes song he says "down town 'POPPIN ROOTS '"..he's saying after his heads right. he is able to go into public. he's using a common anxiety pill .washing it with alcohol because he is not just addicted to the 2 previously named control substances due to his crippling anxiety due to his low pay and hard life to become a better person In societies crippling ring of perpetual chaos.

by GadRabTHEGREATONE July 21, 2021

Take the scenic root

Sleeping with a tattooed person rather then a non tattooed person.

Take the scenic root rather then the scenic route (destination)

by anonymous August 15, 2021

Root beer throat

When someone swallows a full load of semen, and chases it with soda.

"Man that Stacy girl gave me a righteous root beer throat."

by N4styn8 August 19, 2021

Hang a root

A male taking a piss. For a guy to take a pee.

Hang on a second, I gotta hang a root.

by Cisco5169 June 6, 2021

Square root of 2

1.414...

Square root of 2(√2): hi 1/7
1/7: hi √2
√2: lets invite pi and e!
1/7: ok??
(pi,e,and √2 secretly planns to kill 1/7)
pi,e: hi there :)
pi: im 3.141592653...
e: im 2.718281828...
√2: im 1.414213562...
We never repeat!
1/7: im a repeated 857142...
Pi: just killing you thats alll
√2: kills 1/7
e: Bye have a great time

by ppgpp110 July 9, 2021

root-netting

Is the under-soil network of interlaced root systems of above ground botanica.

Root netting is when tree root systems interlock, creating a hidden "net" of support for surface soil.

In simple terms, when plants hold hands under the soil.

"If you remove this forest, the ground will not be supported by this root-netting any longer, and may give way."

by Mr H20 August 20, 2022