stephen alex root

a boy who really loves jet skis

alex’s gf: “When Stephen Alex Root isn’t paying attention to me, he’s on his jet ski.”

by mattresseater August 3, 2023

square root of 2

An irrational number that is apparently the distance between two vertices diagonally on a square with each side being 1 unit long

The square root of 2 is a backrooms level that only the most elite mathematicians can survive.

by ThatNumber95 December 7, 2024

root

a term used to fuck cuuuntttt.

i gave him a root the other day, so were fucking even now.

by dont use your name fuckhead August 8, 2020

Mug root beer

Ichor, the blood of the gods, pent up into a small aluminum can. It is said to bring all who worship, drink, and admire it to Valhalla. The bulldog on the front of the can is a representation of power, sanctity, and bravery. And if you drink A and W, fuck you.

Well, I’m a mug blooded American ya hear? My veins are flowin with nothin but mug root beer

by DiaperBuster June 13, 2023

Schrödinger’s Root

When you ask a chick to hook up on Snapchat, the answer is both no and yes at the same time before the snap is opened

Oi mate, what’s goin on with that chick you met on Saturday? Did she say yes?

No clue bro I’m too scared to open the snap, it’s Schrödinger’s root

by HellaBread September 17, 2022

Root Beeroholic

Someone who uses root beer as an emotional crutch. 🩼

The term "root beeroholic" was a joke taken from an SML.

Therapist: Why do have you drank over 60 cans of root beer every week?

Patient: I'm too afraid to confront my problems so I cope with root beer.

Therapist: Hmmm... It sounds like you may be a root beeroholic.

by Uncommon Aphid January 14, 2025

root node mentality

The term "root node mentality," created by Hunter, refers to the root node of a data structure, specifically a tree structure. In computer science, many things are organized in tree structures, with the root node being the TOP node where everything begins. Think of it as the trunk of a tree from which all branches grow. Everything in the tree originates from the root.

This idea is similar to a social hierarchy, where the goal is to reach the top position. In this social tree, being the root node means being a leader and trendsetter, not just a follower or "leaf node." Attractive women often prefer men who are at the top of society, so aiming to be a leader, or a "root node," is beneficial.

Q: How do you know everybody? How are you so well connected, bro?
A: It's the root node mentality, man.

by LeafNodeAf May 27, 2024