Robert

Robert is an amazing person who is fit as frick 😍all though people underestimate Robert don't he will always stick up for his friends and is not afraid to fight for his mates or himself. Robert is very very sporty and likes being physical. He is very talented. Word of advice do not frick wiv him if there ain't no hospital nearby

Robert is great at rugby!
I know he's almost perfect!
🏉🏉

by Wing ching Hong December 30, 2018

Robe

Something weird or lame

“He works at safety swim” “omg that’s so robe”

by Nattybdjg June 13, 2019

Roberting

When someone in your friend group does something towards you or the entire group that is messed up and entirely incomprehensible, therefore making it fucked up.
Other version: Roberted

"Fuck, it pisses me off when that bitch is roberting someone."

by Masternerd October 11, 2019

Robert's Dick

The smallest piece of flappy skin in existence, can't get hard, viagra doesn't even help.

Robert's dick? What's that?

by ThaCheesyBoi14 October 24, 2019

Robert

Medium to tall sized neek. Mad at gaming and Sports. Bare sporty guy says donny alot chats alot of shit but always got ur back. Loyal guy gets girls called Lily and has a decent trim from time to time.

Robert is a person

by Bigshotz069 September 18, 2020

Robert Pattinson

A white British guy who no one gave 2 shits about until twilight came out then people started hating him. He went from playing a stupid ass vampire to a Bat.
He is the Batman

Girls: OMG Robert Pattinson is in this movie!
Guys: You mean the guy who beat the shit out of a guy who asked who the hell is he supposed to be?

by FootlongSlinky September 24, 2020

robert pattinson

sexiest man alive who is also very chaotic as he has in the past:went on a date with a stalker to scare her, has said he thinks there is a ballerina inside of him, and got expelled in high school for selling porno magazines! also played daddy edward cullen in the twighlight series and deadric in harry potter !

robert pattinson is so hot holy fuck

by rrjekbekekedbeikcc November 1, 2020