Competing religion

Any other religion that is going after the same market share for souls as yours. (i.e. Christianity and Islam)

Anita: "Look at those people, with their funny clothes and rituals. I hope they all know they're all going to Hell!!"

Chris: "Whoa, Anita! Take it down a notch. You must be from a competing religion..."

by Bill Sensbach January 9, 2012

Western Religions

First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the explosive vest.

Here's a brief history of western religions.

by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3eE June 13, 2018

Authoritarian Religions

A term coined by Samawnline, which refers to political philosophies in which one's psychological role of God is replaced by the government.

Communism and socialism are clear examples of authoritarian religions, as its followers make the government the entity in which they invest their faith, and to which they ask/hope for betterment.

by Samawnline October 8, 2018

Cassandra Religion

The Totally Not Made Up Religion That You Worship Cassandra From Picos School

(Made Up By Mxwchii On Tik Tok)

Person: Hey Have You Heard Of The Cassandra Religion
Someone Else: Yes I Have Now Join It NOW

by Mxwchii May 24, 2021

hopelessly religious

A person who is hoping to find the perfect religion for themselves. This can also refer to someone who isn't sure which god they should pray to (assuming they believe in multiple).

Conny: "I'll find somebody to pray to someday"
Nana: "So you're hopelessly religious? Like a hopeless romantic, but for religion."
Conny: "I haven't heard that one before, but sure."

by Nananas=Winnin January 8, 2022

barneysaurism(religion)

the fake religion that worships barney the dinosaur, Duolingo,Dora and , Peppa pig

i love barneysaurism(religion)

by member of the elite May 13, 2022

Elmo religion

The elmo religion is absloutely a cult.

girl on first date: "so are you religious?"
me: *pinky up sipping Shrek juice* "why yes, in fact I am pope of the elmo religion"

by ElmoPope October 2, 2022