Rodeo sex is the best sex game you can play. However, you can only play it once with each partner...
Rodeo sex involves entering a girl doggy-style and reaching around and taking hold of her breasts. Once you are inside her, learn forward and whisper into her ear "I love you, Nichola". Or any other name that ISN'T hers.
The fun of the game then comes from seeing how long you can hold on (and stay in) while she bucks and kicks to try to get you off/out.
It's the most fun sex in the world!
It's even more fun if you happen to have a cowboy hat to hand, but props are always tricky to come by.
Rodeo sex involves entering a girl doggy-style and reaching around and taking hold of her breasts. Once you are inside her, learn forward and whisper into her ear "I love you, Nichola". Or any other name that ISN'T hers.
The fun of the game then comes from seeing how long you can hold on (and stay in) while she bucks and kicks to try to get you off/out.
It's the most fun sex in the world!
It's even more fun if you happen to have a cowboy hat to hand, but props are always tricky to come by.
"I love you, Nichola."
"What the f*ck?! Who's Nichola?! You motherf*cker! I'm going to f*cking kill you!"
"WOOOOOOoooOOOooOOOoOOOooOOOooOOO!! I love Rodeo Sex!"
"What the f*ck?! Who's Nichola?! You motherf*cker! I'm going to f*cking kill you!"
"WOOOOOOoooOOOooOOOoOOOooOOOooOOO!! I love Rodeo Sex!"
by MiddleClassWhiteGuy September 8, 2008
Get the rodeo sex mug.The moment when entering your partner in the postion "doggie style", one informs the person who has just been entered that you have aids. The aim of the game is to remain inside the partner as long as possible from that moment on. PS: this works best on one night stands.
From the moment I told her, the aids rodeo started and I managed to stay inside Judy for a hole 50 seconds! Afterwards, her room was totally trashed by the way...
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While in the doggy style position, the man reaches around his partner and proceeds to pinch her nipples as hard as humanly possible. She will squirm and if penetration can be maintained for 8 seconds, it is considered a good ride.
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"Wow, Jim Romenesko linked to my oped piece in the Times today, first time that ever happened! Can't wait to tell my friends that I've been Romenesko'd."
-- overheard in a newsroom in Manhattan, March 12, 2010
-- overheard in a newsroom in Manhattan, March 12, 2010
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A God awful hick "club" located in Cookeville, Tennessee that serves as the weeknight congregation location for all Hicks in the surrounding area. They make you pay $10 at the door to suffer through shitty country songs while hicks in cowboy boots line dance. Since Club Jet closed down, this has been the only night life in Cookeville (unless you count fucking your Jackson County cousin. Then you have two things to do at night.)
A God awful hick "club" located in Cookeville, Tennessee that serves as the weeknight congregation location for all Hicks in the surrounding area. They make you pay $10 at the door to suffer through shitty country songs while hicks in cowboy boots line dance. Since Club Jet closed down, this has been the only night life in Cookeville (unless you count fucking your Jackson County cousin. Then you have two things to do at night.)
Hick 1- "Hey Bobby. Now that Wednesday night service is over, lets go to that there Rodeo Bob's."
Hick 2- "Good idea Billy. Hell, and afterwards we'll sit outside Goodwill with our pickup trucks and loiter."
Hick 1- "I'll even invite my cousin Bobette. She is one of them there Jackson County girls."
Hick 2- "By God Bobby, you are a genius. I'll be your wing man to help you get in Bobette's overalls. Your father told me that when she takes out her dentures it feels just like being blown by a deer."
Hick 1-" Golly just thinking about that has got my sapling a-growin'!"
Hick 2- "Good idea Billy. Hell, and afterwards we'll sit outside Goodwill with our pickup trucks and loiter."
Hick 1- "I'll even invite my cousin Bobette. She is one of them there Jackson County girls."
Hick 2- "By God Bobby, you are a genius. I'll be your wing man to help you get in Bobette's overalls. Your father told me that when she takes out her dentures it feels just like being blown by a deer."
Hick 1-" Golly just thinking about that has got my sapling a-growin'!"
by I want a real club here March 20, 2013
Get the Rodeo Bob's mug.The act of luring a chubby girl with preferably a muffin top and fornicating her from behind. Much to the dismay of the victim woman, someone is hiding in the closet with a clown suit. Upon seeing the clown jump out of the closet, the fat chick is likely to scream and try to run away. This is when the rodeo begins.
I was barebacking this beached whale when bozo jumped out of the closet, I then held on for dear life and the dojo rodeo began!
by Johnnnyboi February 14, 2008
Get the dojo rodeo mug.A sport in Africa in which a man grabs hold of an elephant´s penis and attempts to hold on for as long as possible while the penis and elephant flail around.
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