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Sand Queef

A Queef produced by the mythical sand people a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away.
Obi wan "We must move quickly, for sand people scare easily but will soon be back and will sand queef in greater numbers."
by TaDongle May 28, 2008
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Condom Queef

When a man is wearing/using a condom during sexual intercourse, and then proceeds to thrust into his partner deep and hard, then when proceeding to change positions and removes his penis from the vagina, the woman then lets out a queef due to all the air that has been forced inside her caused by deep thrusting while wearing the air tight condom.
My man and I were fuckin like mad, and for once we decided to use a condom. He just kept poundin it deep and hard, we decided to change positions - he likes it from the back, but i like it on top. Shortly after changing positions this motherfucker cased me to have a Condom Queef !! I was so fuckin embarassed !
by ::samantha:: October 15, 2009
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queef monster

1.Queef Monster is someone who is a GIGANTIC Queef (Vaginal Fart)
2. Jexxor of Burning Blade
1.God dude, i fucked this bitch so hard, she was a queef MONSTER.
2. Man..That Jexxor. He sure is a Queef Monster.
by Katell November 16, 2006
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queef

queefing is a fart that comes out of your vagina it can happen during sex , but if you know how to queef then you can do it whenever. Only people with true talent can queef because you have to be able to use that muscle wants you can feel that muscle you just suck it and push out. It can be fun if you are good at it. There are 3 diferent kinds of queefing they are called oldschool which is the regular queef there are more complicated queefs called ripple and diharra. Dont do it while having your peroid because blood will go everywhere.
I just spent 10 hours queefing and it was really fun.
by kashakalaka yaqueefa February 8, 2007
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queef monkey

a person that quiffs alot.
by Hardale December 9, 2008
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Queef

a vaginal fart from air getting sucked inside the vagina, and then being released makes the sound of a wet anal fart, but doent smell(usually, unless the girl is dirty).
joanie can queef on command!
by lemon pye January 5, 2003
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queefbian

a queefbian is a lesbian that enjoys queefing to much and does it a lot making herself do it.
What a fucking little queefbian, she loves quefing way to much!
by skiersam10 January 27, 2008
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