pushing p

when a boy(male) inserts his penis into a blender and feeds it to his friend(s)

" yo bro I was pushing p today, that's why your drinking my dick "

by the ol dicker January 21, 2022

putting the kids to bed

Similar to dropping the kids off at the pool, this is a prank where you defecate into somebody's sock drawer. Hilarity ensues.

At the party, I was caught putting the kids to bed in Frank's room.

by Demron September 18, 2008

Pushing Mongo

A stupid way to skateboard. A person "pushes mongo" if they use their leading foot (the foot that is in the front while riding) to push. While they are pushing, their back foot stays near the rear of the board and they push with their front foot.

No wonder Dan can learn that trick. Dude pushes mongo.

by Owen December 11, 2003

putting the dog in the bath

When a guy puts one of his balls in someone's butt hole.

I was putting the dog in the bath but it wouldn't cooperate.

by AngryDog December 18, 2008

Pushing 🅿️

Mean pushing people or negative out yo life

Bro: wat you been up to
Me:been pushing 🅿️

by anonymous January 18, 2022

Pushing P

Valid/ or a W in life

Yo are you pushing p?

by Joe Syraud January 20, 2022

posting on ud

When you post on UD (urban dictionary), DO NOT POST THE FOLOWING:
an insult towards a real person ("carol's a lesbo") is not allowed and'll probably be rejected.

also, NO PHONE #'S

If your posts are just pointless, they'll probably not make it through editing withought being plucked ot

There is'nt much of a problem with getting political, but it may also be removed, just not as often.

AAANNND that's pretty much it...for now

person1:hmmm i think i'll just post this discouraging message containing phone #'s

person2: (after reciving offensive post) why, oh why do idiots have to post phone #'s and peronal information. they shold have read this message before posting on ud

by twinmill5000 March 24, 2007