Leaving somewhere early or not coming in because you think a future circumstance will give you a "pass".
by SSFunny March 13, 2018
Get the pull a Juliemug. "When hearing Julio took 2 times to wipe after his shit, beating the current record, Damion went a step further and pulled a zero."
"Dude did you just pull a zero? You smell like shit."
"I'm going to pull a zero on my lunch break and see if the bosses notice."
"I think Jenaé pulled a zero.. it smells really bad in her office."
"Dude did you just pull a zero? You smell like shit."
"I'm going to pull a zero on my lunch break and see if the bosses notice."
"I think Jenaé pulled a zero.. it smells really bad in her office."
by smoolio April 2, 2022
Get the Pull a zeromug. "Dude, your recliner smells funky"
"That's because last night my girlfriend and I pulled a Juno on it"
Pull a Juno
"That's because last night my girlfriend and I pulled a Juno on it"
Pull a Juno
by meuzikluver January 26, 2013
Get the Pull a Junomug. "James is so hot, I'd totally bang that."
"Ew Jessi, don't pull a Savannah!"
"Did you hear Claire is dating Alex!"
"She is totally pulling a Savannah!"
"Ew Jessi, don't pull a Savannah!"
"Did you hear Claire is dating Alex!"
"She is totally pulling a Savannah!"
by Chessur_ May 30, 2016
Get the pull a Savannahmug. by charlie456789 July 26, 2014
Get the pulling a flintmug. To attempt something and totally fuck up, resulting in unanticipated, negative outcomes wildly beyond the immediate blast radius.
To believe one’s own bullshit for so long that one develops dangerous/foolish confidence, takes action, and spectacularly fails, devastating millions of people.
To believe one’s own bullshit for so long that one develops dangerous/foolish confidence, takes action, and spectacularly fails, devastating millions of people.
Uncle Vlad pulled a Putin by thinking he’d easily seize Ukraine, leading to the complete collapse of his country’s economy, the death of thousands of Russian soldiers, increased NATO spending, and the loss of his honorary Judo belt.
Ashli Babbitt pulled a Putin thinking she’d roll to D.C. and “protect” the Constitution on January 6th, 2021 — Biden was certified as President, she ended up getting shot in the chest, and the effort was declared a domestic terrorism event.
Ashli Babbitt pulled a Putin thinking she’d roll to D.C. and “protect” the Constitution on January 6th, 2021 — Biden was certified as President, she ended up getting shot in the chest, and the effort was declared a domestic terrorism event.
by Chad Zelenskyy March 2, 2022
Get the Pulled a Putinmug. 1. Stopping work to pet dogs
2. Losing your watch or wallet or anything important and constantly in the search for your valuables!
2. Losing your watch or wallet or anything important and constantly in the search for your valuables!
by Dogsshouldgotoheaven September 22, 2020
Get the Pulling a Ranjanimug.