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Poor Relative

A poor relative is someone you try to make look like a poor person so that your other relatives can live lavish lifestyles.I..e no divorce, 3 course meals for breakfast lunch and dinner, drive luxury cares, own mansions, gamble at the casinos every month. It is actually not really acceptable. and pretty low and scummy.
Lets call someone our poor relative in hopes that we become more successful.{ I am not your poor relative}
by Alex phoenix October 3, 2023
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poor cunt

Someone who's extremely down on their luck, having a very rough time in life.
Said with empathy towards the recipient.
Man I was down at the shops earlier, I saw some poor cunt trip over and faceplant... looked pretty serious, blood and everything!
by ozbugga October 4, 2023
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Poor Man's Caviar

When you are hungry and need a munchie...

Boiled Quinoa with Soy Sauce and Mayo
Bro I am so hungry but we don't have anything to eat .... expect that old box of quinoa... I know let's make some Poor Man's Caviar
by AP_Rated October 4, 2023
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Poor Man's Malt Liquor

Mix beer and cider

Half a pint of beer and drop in a shot of cider to get this party going
Damn I wish I had something stronger than this beer and cider. Well I know we can make Poor Man's Malt Liquor
by AP_Rated October 4, 2023
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Poor Man’s Ether

Having sex with your wife in order to sleep.
Hey mama, I’m having trouble sleeping. Can I get a shot of some Poor Man’s Ether. Pwease!!
by anonymous July 6, 2023
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Poor Taste

Seems like their humour is in Poor Taste!
by Sosku10 July 9, 2023
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Poor Store

A thrift store. Not derogatory, used only to describe the general low prices of resold/donated items with a convenient rhyme. Can be used to describe national chains like Goodwill or local thrift shops and sometimes surplus/salvage stores.
1) "Hey, where'd you find that copy of Chibi Robo? Aren't those kind of expensive?"

"Yeah, I got real lucky at the poor store last time I went, guess someone donated it."

2) "Dude, you should come with me to the poor store sometime, there's always cool stuff in there. I bought a bunch of out of print books for way less than a lot of eBay listings."

3) "That's a snazzy suit, where'd you get it?"

"You'd never believe this, but I got it at the poor store! It's amazing what people will get rid of."

4) "If you're looking for old vinyl records, chances are you can find some at a poor store, I've found several at good prices that way."
by MarioGuy789 November 22, 2021
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