my pollybhas dysentary

A submission by a drunk grandma trying to guess what is being said by the poorly drawn pirate on the TV screen during a game of Civic Doodle.

"My pollybhas dysentary?!" Hahahahahahaaaaahaaaaa wheeze wheeze wheeze ha ha.

by opinionemitter October 2, 2018

True Poly

A true poly is someone who can not love just one person. The love does not have to, but can include, sexual relations however can not comfortably be confined to a single person.

"My boyfriend James is a true poly because he loves and takes care of me and my friends."

by The Sirta Foundation April 15, 2019

A poly

Pulling a poly, is the act of reenacting things that the shitty soundcloud rapper "Hatepoly" Has done in the past, e.g; banning multiple people.

"I'm gonna pull a poly!"

"Oh damn man, don't ban everyone"

by Cassie the cunt eater October 18, 2020

Roly Poly Turkey

The art of felatio involving a turkey and a large hill or mound.

My word, he appears to have conducted a Roly Poly Turkey.

by Zoobow December 21, 2020

Florida Poly

A degenerative college composed of losers, weebs, and pedofiles.

Another day, another suicide at Florida Poly

by whitewashed January 7, 2021

cool poly

When an ethically non-monogamous, especially a polyamorous, person consents to a wide variety of adventurous acts and situations, sometimes even when they're not actually comfortable with it.

"My boyfriend lets me hookup with whoever I want, whenever I want, even in the same bed as him, without any prior warning, asking for permission, or involvement on his part."
"Wow, he's really okay with that?"
"He says he is!"
"Sounds like he's really trying to be cool poly."

by SumWunGye April 26, 2021

low poly brain

An idiot 3d video game modder.

P1:"He's really idot for a modder."
P2:"Yeah, he has a low poly brain."

by Lit Pr August 24, 2021