Poodleflopper

A poodleflopper is a mentally deranged man who roams the steets kicking ugly dogs. If he finds a nice dog he will urinate on it and cut off its limbs with a chip fork. They are usually located in the backalleys of Watford, and they pounce like trapdoor spiders, viciously mutilating dogs and sometimes dwarves.

"OH GOD THERE'S A POODLEFLOPPER! RUN!"
"I'm a poodleflopper and im gonna flop your poodles so hard they explode."

by Dr. Edward Egglesworth April 27, 2008

Poodlepants

An object of affection and adoration

How are you today, my little poodlepants?

by poodsmynoods October 20, 2008

Puddle

Someone (mainly female) who has such small tits that when they lay in the rain, they collect water.

Abby has no tits,She a puddle!

by Robert IV September 2, 2022

Poodle Noodle

The shit plug that comes out of your dick the first time you piss after you fucked someone in the ass.

I just got rid of the nastiest poodle noodle this morning when I took a piss. The "noodle" made a splash when it hit the water! Wish she would have taken a shit before I fucked her in the ass. My dick was packed but made for a good poodle noodle later.

by Hottub April 30, 2010

poodles

noun, always plural
After someone has taken a big shit and flushed, these are the little crumbs of poo left in the bottom of a toilet basin that didn't quite make it down the flush.

I went to the bathroom in the airport and some dude had left poodles in the toilet before me, so I had to stare at them the whole time I was peeing.

by kidcassanova January 8, 2012

poodles

something that comes out of an asian person's ass after eating noodles.

Poodles came out of my ass after i ate the asian buffet.

by oxy clean September 3, 2006

poodled

To be charged a fee as a direct result of being charged another fee by your credit card company. Happens especially when you are both maxxed out and a day late with a payment.

Derived from Fee-fee = Fifi

I've been poodled by Capital One!

by Abiebaby April 14, 2005