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Shiny Pokemon

A alternately colored Pokemon that people, I myself included, spend hours of their lives playing video games for. For no good reason. Shiny Pokemon don't have different stats, they just look different and are more rare. What the fuck is my problem.
Person 1: Hey I am shiny hunting a shiny pokemon rn

Person 2: Why. Why are you spending your time on earth for such useless shit
by thatonepep July 13, 2022
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Live-action Pokemon

Cockfighting? No, Officer, We were just doing some live-action Pokemon.

Michael Vick was arrested yesterday on allegations of involvement in an underground live-action Pokemon ring.

A wild pitbull appears!
Fido, I choose you!
Fido used bite to the throat.
It's SUPER EFFECTIVE
by Tim Branin February 26, 2011
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The Law of Pokemon Monopoly

When re-purchasing Pokemon from other players, you must play a minimum of triple its original value.
Player 1: Hey, I just bought Vileplume for 200P.
Player 2: How much you want for it?
Player 1: 600P.
Player 2: You, sir, have yourself a deal!
Player 1: The Law of Pokemon Monopoly strikes again.
by Kiadote12 October 9, 2011
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Water-type Pokemon

A Pokemon who has an advantage over Fire, Ground,and Rock-type Pokemon while being weak against Grass and Electric-type Pokemon.
Shellder
Squirtle
Starmie
Magikarp
Seaking
Vaporeon
by Shawn B. October 23, 2003
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the pokemon

The pokemon is when you are fucking a girl from behind and right before you finish you throw a tennis ball at her. After she turns around proceed to cum in her face and yell "Go (your favorite pokemons name)!"
pikachu is everyones favorite. the pokemon
by jesus is a gardener July 31, 2007
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play pokemon

what small asian teenagers say they are doing when they are having sex. condoms are often hidden in boxes of pokemon cards
Me: What did you do last night with Paul?
Small Asian Gril: Play pokemon
by tsnowdude55 March 13, 2007
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Portland Pokemon

Banging a tree hugger doggy style while eating deep fried spotted owl.

Go to the next protest, pick up the best looking least hairy hippie chick, and enjoy a great Portland Pokemon. This works best when her tree sap coated arms are stuck to her sides. This way she cannot knock the juicy Spotted Owl out of your mouth.
Man, I'd like to Portland Pokemon that hippie chick.
by Yuckfou February 11, 2005
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