by Snapdragon529 September 13, 2017
jane: hey, i have purchased an idiot plate
rikki: what's wrong with your present TV?
jane: off with the old-fashioned idiot boxes
rikki: what's wrong with your present TV?
jane: off with the old-fashioned idiot boxes
by judasray November 14, 2010
When an individual lays down under a glass table and their fuck buddy shits on top of the table. Obviously.
by Acesfull November 16, 2013
Positioning your face underneath a glass table and asking your boyfriend or girlfriend to shit on top of the table. This gives you full view without having to take your shirt to the laundry.
by Cult mike December 25, 2016
by S. Shizzle July 30, 2013
A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.
Our country is a complete two plate disaster.
Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
by Shmecca October 11, 2019
Child:your mama so fat she had to squeeze her cheeks when she goes to the toilet
Me: gimme that plate.. dumbass
Me: gimme that plate.. dumbass
by Blackgyall February 08, 2022