phantom dating

When you ask a girl to date you and she says yes. Then some time later you find out from her that you were never really dating even though when u asked her she said yes.

-Yo bro, you still dating that girl u were telling me about?
- Nah dude, i never was because apparently we were just phantom dating

by will-o March 7, 2011

Boom Phantom

An individual who perpetrates an indecent act or acts, such as shitting on the coats, and then disappears. As originally discussed by Dane Cook

Margerie - I think someone may have shit on the coats

Arthur - There seems to be a distinct possibility that someone has shit on or around the coats.

Boom Phantom (perpetrator) - I hope it wasn't my coat (disappears)

by malarky2020 May 26, 2011

Phantom cum

When you cum on yourself and don't see it until 20 minutes later you find a Spot of cum on your stomach

"Ahh damn cum i got phantom cum"

by Nxjhen November 19, 2022

Phantom click

When your phones on vibrate bur when you type you still hear the clicking your phone makes.

I was typing on my phone and it was muted but I could still hear the Phantom clicking.

by Codsten Angleworth June 26, 2016

Phantom Zit

When you feel a zit growing, but you cannot pop it no matter how hard you try.

phantom zit

by mofny March 29, 2012

Phantom Friend

More of an acquaintance. Most happen to be egocentric people.
They either

1) Share goodtimes with you, but when things get tough, they suddenly disappear.

Or

2) Are like a gold digger, but for the joy of having a friend instead of money. They are only a friend to benefit themselves. Once they've had their fill, they disappear until they repeat the process with another and feel lonely again.

Turns out they were just a phantom friend. After the fun ended, she just disappeared.

by DJCracka July 19, 2010

Phantom Breeding

When you nut in your hand and let it dry so when you shake a girls hand, your nut gets on her hand so when she pleasures herself later that night there is a chance of her getting pregnant.

Guy 1: “I got my english teacher pregnant through phantom breeding.”

Guy 2: “LETS GOOOOO”

*both high five each other*

by Idrv64s October 6, 2021