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parane

He's such a parane
by Saucysamantha69 June 25, 2019
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Paranoid Android

Typically someone who is always paranoid either generally or when they are on drugs.
Tony-“eya man a swear a just heard someone knock on me door.”
Michael-“piss off tony ya been on gear for 4 days in a row that’s why. Stop being a paranoid android man.”
by WillyWhackerAttacker July 15, 2022
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Total Paranoia

Ready or not, it's like Total Paranoia.
You know how to pray, but he won't go away...
Hym "There is only one man on the planet who can write music that is both Jazz and Metal... Total Paranoia is not Jazz... But it is Metal..."

Iam "....Do... Do I choose my interests? Or do they choose me?"

Hym "I don't know what you mean."

Iam "We might not have taken this with the appropriate amount of seriousness..."

Hym "Yes, yes, well... Our glibness is a large part of our appeal." 🤷

Iam "Huh.... This... Is not as trivial... As I once thought..."

Hym "Oho! No, you're right. We are definitely screwed. Hahaha!"

Iam "Hmm... We might have to switch to serious mode."

Hym "Oh? But that wouldn't be any fun! And we're in the middle of our game!"

Iam "I know but we might actually have to deal with them."

Hym 😩 "They're so boring! At least this guy is providing us with a bit of a challenge..."

Iam "They're beginning to constitute more of a threat than previously anticipated."

Hym "UGH!!😩 Fine..."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2022
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parandian

a verbal blunder. garbling a word or mispronouncing something

having a lisp
Holy-!! That guy has a really bad parandian.

so i sdfewf-- whoops, i just made a parandian.
by God OWNS November 29, 2003
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paranundrum

A situation of twisted circumstances where you are unhappy if you do the right thing and you are equally unhappy if you do the wrong thing.
"Dave" loved his girlfriend, but he also loved the things this other girl would do for/to him. If he stayed faithful, he'd miss his opportunity for a wild hook up. But since the other girl was his girlfriend's sister, if he took advantage of the hook up he'd loose his girlfriend. Dave is in a sexual paranundrum.
by Jaysmeeezy April 26, 2006
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Social Partner

A more casual term for the word "boyfriend" or "girlfriend".
Describes 2 people that are often at the same place at the same time, but not "together."
Hey Becky, are you dating James?
-Becky: "No! He's just my social partner!"
by BrendaBiz. May 1, 2008
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Google partner

Somebody who types in 'gorgeous girls' on google image search, and then poses them off as there actual girlfriend/boyfriend.
Dave: I found this really hot girl at the pub the other night, check out the buns on it!

Mark: Yehh I think you'll find thats my sister, you've clearly got yourself a google partner.
by doddsmeister@hotmail.com October 18, 2008
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