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Peter Panning

When a guy wants to send a seductive dick pic but is embarrassed by his small junk he sends a picture of the shadow of his dick so as to leave it's size up to the recipient's imagination.
Ethan: Bro, I'm so peter panning Mary right now.

Mary: OMG Ethan just peter panned me!
Susie: I wonder how big it really is...
by eskeetz January 17, 2013
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panning for gold

UD Editor: Reject, reject, reject, reject, reject, reject, reject, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm reject, reject reject, reject, reject. HEY THERE'S ONE -- PUBLISH! Reject, reject, reject, reject...

Other Person: What are you doing?

UD Editor: Panning for gold.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 20, 2007
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Parking Spot Shopper

An Individual that spends more time looking for a parking spot that is reletavely close to the establishment;than they do in the establishment.
Your mom takes you to the grocery store: You look for a parking space for hours. She waits until someone leaves and waits for them to back out and stuff. You spend a half an hour looking for a parking spot. You spend 10 minutes tops in the store. Yo Mama is a parking spot shopper.
by TTCool December 21, 2006
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parking lot shark

Those kids who ride around parking lots on their bikes, yelling stuff at cars that pass by or just getting in the way of people driving their cars. Usually prominent on Saturday afternoons, usually about age 13-15.

They ride little tiny bikes that don't fit them, mostly.
Parking Lot Shark: HAY FAT GIRL! Hurrrhurrrhurr. *Laughs with friends*

Steph: Those dang Parking Lot Sharks get more annoying every weekend.
by MeTheTree February 16, 2007
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Parking on the freeway

The last little bit of urine you can't shake out or squeeze out, until you've got your pants on then it releases to leave a wet patch upon your trousers.
*Bob goes to toilet*
*Bob returns with small circular wet patch in the groin area on trousers*

Steve: "Bobs got parking on the freeway"
by Mmmmmuffins December 16, 2010
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gorilla parking

Taking up more then what is required by the vehicle driven.
Damn Adam you are a gorilla parking bitch!
by jvansyoc October 2, 2007
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Gold Panning

Trying to get to know a guy on a deeper level by sifting through his bullshit.
I've been gold panning this whole time, only to find out that this guy is a total dud.
by queenofpixels May 18, 2016
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