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Religious Existential Panic

The feeling / Emotion that occurs when there is a mere 5 minutes left until the Cheese Lord arrives and you're behind on the 50 gallon order of fondue he placed for his followers ritual checklist.
oh fuck guys, i'm only on gallon 40 and there's only 2 minutes left! my religious existential panic is through the roof right now
by Gay_floor_cracker August 19, 2025
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Panic Prince

An extremely anxious and/or clumsy boy, used as a nickname usually. Trust me, it’s an adorable pet name.
Male 1: Gah! Please don’t hurt me, I’m sorry..
Male 2: You’re such a Panic Prince.
by blackbird23 May 5, 2022
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period panic

When a guy gets nervous that his girl’s period is on verge of happening. And he knows she has very harsh mood swings. You dead, bro.
Bro, why you sweatin’? You period panicking?
by Master Rob Sauce August 30, 2022
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panic pussy

When you’re so desperate for some pussy, you panic and call everyone you wanna fuck, until you get laid.
My friend wanted to have sex because he was desperate, he was calling me for some panic pussy”
by Strawberrrries February 7, 2023
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panic

when panic you go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
jack: we have school tommorow, you should panic
ryan: OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by nullwastaken October 30, 2020
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satanic panic

When the Satanists panic and start throwing everything against the wall in order to try to distract and cause chaos because somebody somewhere took away something sacred to them.
The dawn of 2020 kicked off the largest, most extended satanic panic of all time.
by Objective-Reason Daddy October 24, 2023
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The Forest Whitaker Panic Room

When two people have sexual intercourse and one of the two requires to have his/her leg to be stuck in a bear trap, and getting punched in the face to ejaculate. Depending on certain specifics while doing this sexual position it can also be called a: Yukon Rockslide or french country full nelson.

The sexual position was first spoken off in 25th of february in 2018 by twitter user TimAintCool and later was defined and recognized by several reddit users including: Surreal_blue and jelacey.
Last night was amazing but the next time make sure to bring the trap when we try the forest whitaker panic room.
by TostiBuilder February 27, 2018
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