Go lick a pigeon

A slightly politer way of saying "fuck off"

Ben: Chanel has anyone told you that you're really tall?
Chanel: Ben ... go lick a pigeon

by Ufans May 31, 2019

Stool Pigeon

A nice way of saying, or calling someone a Shit Bird. Usually used in regards to those that are dirty in any manner imaginable.

Man, that dude is a slob, what a stool pigeon!

by Detmurds April 3, 2009

pigeon fancier

Someone who has sex with pigeons. Usually competes in the sport of pigeon racing. Such a person keeps pigeons sex-starved in an attic for ages, then takes them away on a sultry foreign holiday to a love nest and tries to fuck them in the ass. After this, the pigeons fly away very quickly back to the loft. In this way, people can get the pigeons to race each other to be the first back to the loft.

Probable inspiration for the notorious porn series Stop the Pigeon, in which Dick Dastardly and his dog Muttley tries to capture and rape an especially elusive pigeon.

Not to be confused with turkeystuffer, chicken choker, ravenraper, duckfucker or crowcrammer, nor with the more generic bird lover (see also chicken lover).

"Belgian police have swooped on the homes of pigeon fanciers, seizing large quantities of suspected performance-enhancing drugs." (report on the use of viagra)

"This blog charts the life and times of a somewhat cynical pigeon fancier who spends all his spare time either thinking about or racing pigeons." (website)

by Anuspounder June 12, 2008

pigeon number 4

there were a family of pigeons...8 to be exact. when i went on holiday i asked my mate to babysit the pigeons...she cut pigeon number fours hair into a mohican so now he looks like a hen rather than a pigeon..

if somethings good-or ok you can say 'that's pigeon number 4 that is'!

by lou December 10, 2003

Pigeoning

An activity typically carried out by middle aged men with limited social options. These men load up pigeons in vehicles and drive them to insignificant towns near their home. They then release the pigeons and see if they are smart enough to fly home. When they get home, they win because the pigeons return but they lose because they're at their own house.

Some of the pigeoners greatest joy comes from raising the pigeons.

Cletus and Bubba are going to run to their trailer and pick up their pigeons. Then they are going to drive them all the way over to Battle Mountain so they can go pigeoning.

by Pigeonus Erectus August 21, 2012

crusty cross eyed pigeon

1. Robert Scoggins

2. Person whoms wife is a fat prostitute, and he thinks about raping young children, works at local fast food restaurants

3. Ignorant fool who puts nacho cheese filled pans in clean dish water

4. Biggest suck up at a workplace...

1. Robert is a crusty cross eyed pigeon

2. Look at that guy starin at those 10 year old girls, he's a crusty crossed eyed pigeon.

3. What fuckin crusty cross eyed pigeon put this in my clean water...

4. Hey boss....anything for you boss....hooo hoo ha ha ha

by John and Derek June 22, 2006

pidgeon

someone who becomes someone else's stooge.

Danielle is my pidgeon because she is the bitch that takes the fall for my errors.

by jake January 21, 2005