Pengina

A penis/vagina, a normal penis but with a vagina like slit and one un-descend testicle. Commonly found on germans.

My Pengina hurts...

by JHensel June 1, 2009

pencil

Slang word for a small dick. Name-checked in Girl,Interrupted

I heard it was like a pencil anyway

by BabyDizz May 1, 2005

pencil

a long, skinny penis

that boy has one small pencil

by c.t July 18, 2005

pencil cruiser

when a young woman goes on a cruise on which she plans to swim, and unfortunately gets her period, forcing her to wear tampons during her whole vacation.

Poor Desiree got her period on the day their ship left and her friends called her a pencil cruiser.

by Phill McCrackin July 1, 2008

Pencil Drumming

The act of tapping stationary (most commonly pens or pencils) on the edge of a table or book to emulate the rhythm of a song played on one's ipod or in one's head. This inevitably has the effect of irritating everyone around the pencil drummer and causing him/her to be hit around the head with a textbook, salmon or any other heavy object to hand.
Often accompanied by terrible, unaccompanied singing on the part of the drummer.

Person 1: 'dum da ba dum da ba dum da ba-'
SMASH
Person 1: 'Fuck dude, what was that for?'
Person 2: 'Quit pencil drumming. Douche.'

by Osemaj October 20, 2010

Pencil Pushing Butt-Hole Lover

The new guy at work that kisses up to the boss so he can show you up or take your job.

Phil: New guy is a pencil pushing butt-hole lover.
Boss: I like him you better watch out or he might be promoted to executive assistant.
Phil:But thats my job.
Boss: I know.

by PooponPoop October 14, 2011

Peni

Plural of penises

There were a lot of Asian peni at the Bodies exhibit

by ktaylor4483 June 10, 2014