spray yard

When one uses the shower head to masturbate in the shower.

"Yo shelisa, I had a blast using the spray yard last night."

by Shelissa August 30, 2016

weed yard

A yard where people smoke weed or somewhere you grow weed

Bro meet me at the weed yard next tuesday

by Firastorm August 18, 2016

yard donkey

A helpless dirtleg , side twisted puddle slit. A low down dirt ratchet.

You dirt leg yard donkey.

by Amandhugnkiss February 8, 2017

yard sitter

Old couch rednecks put in their front yard to sit and drink Coors Banquet beers

My buddies and I drink beer on my yard sitter when our wives piss us off

by jbrow December 8, 2020

Yarding

The act of any activity in your yard in 2020, while drinking alcohol, due to social distancing. Y A R D
You All R Drinking

I was yarding today with my husband, raking leaves with beer in hand.

by Becky Lou Who December 13, 2020

Back Yard Buddy

One who helps wipe thy butt, usually after pooping, and done by an ex wife.

“I can’t reach back there...I need my back yard buddy”

by whoDis20 November 29, 2020

yard move

yard move

"The yard move," I said. "It gets'em every time."

by mergendieler October 24, 2020