mom goal

In lacrosse when a shot hits the side of the net and doesn’t go in. All the mom’s scream because they saw the net move but it was not a goal.

Did they score? No it was a “mom goal”.

by Bobsmokin May 6, 2019

Soccer Mom

A mom who attends all of their child's soccer games, has has no clue about any of the rules.

Soccer Mom: C'mon goalie, chase the ball across the field!

by Jimbolicious7 March 16, 2015

mom ankles

When a person had really good ankles

Dang erin you got some hella good mom ankles

by Anklemom March 26, 2021

Mom Blocked

When your mom cock blocks and/or twat swats you.

My mom came in town to visit me and totally mom blocked my hook up.

by Tree Hall November 1, 2009

Frozen mom

A mother who always supplies her young female children with endless amounts of Frozen merchandise.

Darryl: Woah, that's a lot of Frozen stuff.

Jack: Yeah dude, she must be a Frozen mom

by MrStealYoMeme November 28, 2016

Manus's Mom

A term used to describe an unnatractive, nerdy. creepy mother.

Person # 1 : Eew . Is that Aaron's mom?
Person # 2 : Nah, that's Manus's mom!

by bringingHomeLaaBacon December 27, 2009

Mad Mom

A woman who has had the awesome pleasure of having a child, but who is quite livid with the circumstances surrounding her life. Circumstances include but are not limited to: dead beat dad's, non supportive family and/or friends, no job, job that doesn't pay enough, lack of help raising said child, etc. These circumstances cause the mother to become extremely irritated which causes a need for the mother to rant constantly.

Wow, her ex husband is a bum that won't help take care of their child and runs off with another girl. No wonder she is a Mad Mom!

by JMommy August 14, 2010