burger rage

When one becomes extremely angry and starts to assault the people working in various fast food establishments over a botched order. Vandalizing the establishment, yelling, throwing random objects around, and flapping ones arms wildly and in a threatening matter are some of the symptoms associated with burger rage. Burger rage has also been observed in fast food restaurants such as KFC, and various Mexican taco shops around the world even though they may not sell burgers.

The effect may be associated with the withdrawal one experiences from the various forms of preservatives and other chemicals contained within the food that replace neurotransmitters in the brain, which control mood and reasoning.

Fat fuck: I said I wanted a bacon cheese burger with extra clogger sauce!!!! This is low fat sauce!!!!!

Clerk: I'm sorry maam, but we ran out of clogger sauce.

Fat fuck: You ran out!! You ran out!! ARGhhhhhhh!!!!!! Motherfucker bitch you better give me some of the good stuff!!!!

Witness 1: Man that fat fuck has some serious burger rage!

Witness 2: Probably feinding her fix for the day. It will be on BoobTube by the end of the day.

by Alvarex March 24, 2011

Purse Burger

When Brandy is fully shithoused and hides Mcdoubles in her purse for sober Brandy in the morning/afternoon.

Fuck yes, just found this purse burger cause I’m so goddamn hungry.

by Vangaales May 23, 2018

Cockside Burger

The cringey ass nigga chef sticks his raw dick into the burger and chops the corners off like your lunch lady in elementary school and serves the burger sideways like a nigga hot dog and his dick is left in the burger.

This nigga out here really made me eat this cockside burger right side up.

by Iceclecreame April 8, 2019

green burger

A type of person who wants to get a red pancake but messes it up an it starts to bruise and swells up and turns green.

Oh Dude my hoe got a green burger last night!

by 2kids1sandbox October 6, 2016

king burger

A parody if Burger King used on MADtv.

Have you heard that Bon Qui Qui got a job at King Burger?

by Emem August 15, 2014

Goober Burger

Invented in Minnesota, it's basically just a hamburger with peanut butter on it. Also known as a "fat taxi driver with a Polish accent" if you happen to be a Jimmy Neutron fan

Waitress: Hello sir, would you like to try a Goober Burger?
Me: What's in it?
Waitress: Only our finest peanut butter
Me: .............WHAT KIND OF FAST FOOD SORCERY IS THAT!?

by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018

Chest burger

Obscene overgrown chest hair

Did you see that dudes chest burger hanging out of his shirt, so gross.

by Mtg187 March 10, 2017