My ass

THE THICKEST THING IN THE WORLD... "My ass" (jk im flatter than paper) 😔✌️

person: whAt is 1+1?

person: mY aSs
person: wHaT aSs
person: ö

by youcantwerkwhileinasplit November 3, 2019

My Ass

Realy u moron,Why do u seach my ass?

Random guy:Im going to kick ya ass back

to china!!!!!
Bruhdude: no plz not my ass

by BRUHDUDE555 January 5, 2017

Abe in my ass

To have a penny in your stuck in your anal cavity

“Hey how was your weekend”
“Not good, I got Abe in my ass, I had to go to the hospital.”

by Thebest154787 October 1, 2019

Half a Horseshoe in my Ass

"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.

My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"

by CharlieKirk January 2, 2025

Bitch my fucking ass

An insult of sarcastic origin, meant to defend yourself against rumors about you

I did not do that, bitch my fucking ass!

by B-b-basicb-bitch April 8, 2019

My Ass

A gateway to another dimension

Open up my ass and jump in

by young_sheisty December 27, 2021

Wipes my ass

When someone helps you out/ something good happens.

Josh really wipes my ass when he sends me the answers to the ENED homework.

by The Appliance Guy March 23, 2021