I hit the man on the boat like he owed me $300 and hit it like a speed bag while putting him in a vacuum.
by cookbook May 13, 2014
A phrase used when attempting to insert your foot inside of the vagina of an elderly woman. The feeling has been defined as some to feel the same as sinking their feet in a boat full of macaroni.
by urbanchewbacca123 December 20, 2016
The "boat you take to oppritunity" that you get ussually in high school to become good looking. you start high school ugly and or unattractive, and by your last year you are very good looking and know how to dress. unfortunately, some people miss the oppritunity. obviously. on the other hand, for some its just natural and they get to bypass the whole boat option, because they are already good looking.
Damn Ted did you see how ugly Beth is? yeah shes 24 now, geuss she missed the Beauty Boat in high school!
by peee ceee teee vee November 22, 2007
by Your mom February 19, 2004
The act of "buzzing" ones lips, imitating the sound of a speed boat. Then applying the vibration of the lips or "engine" to the grundle.
by T-Hype July 06, 2005
When you have diarrhea and make a sweet stew of gravy, and there is somehow a lone turd floating around exploring the bowl like Christopher Columbus upon the Santa Maria.
by Tom Selleck February 02, 2017
"Heather always has seamen on her boat. Her boat is totally salted."
A guy referring to a girl: "You could tell that girl has tons of experience. She definitely has a salted boat."
A guy referring to a girl: "You could tell that girl has tons of experience. She definitely has a salted boat."
by Heather and Caitlin January 18, 2011