Noob cred

Giving someone credit in an oversimplified manner; only brushing the surface of the complexity of a task someone has accomplished.

Bob: I really liked Jake's music video. He is really good at Windows Movie Maker.

George: Stop giving him noob cred! He has spent years mastering Photoshop, After Effects and SONAR in order to produce that masterpiece.

by Intredasting July 3, 2011

drive by noob

Usually said in multi player grand theft auto or “multi theft auto” or mta.

Refers to people getting constant kills by doing a drive by.
Because the players are in a vehicle doing drive bys they can’t be killed as easy, and because of sub machine guns high firing rate and high power it allows players to kill more easily.

Drive by noobs are most commonly found on motor cycles because motor cycles allow them to shoot at their left right and front, as opposed to being in the car where you can only shoot left and right.

Some times people refer to these people as DB noobs.

{CW}henerykill got killed by tehDBn00bz0r
{CW}henerykill: z0mg, fucking DB n00b
tonymontona73 got killed by tehDBn00bz0r
tonymontona73: WTF, Drive by noob!
liquid_ocelot got killed by tehDBn00bz0r
liquid_ocelot: !report tehDBn00bz0r, drive by noob!

by Is this name used? August 6, 2006

noob face

A noob thats appearence shows outwardly that they are a newbie and/or their noobish ways

Look at Sol, he's a freaken "noob face"

by mr loreo January 29, 2008

The Dirty Noob

It's what you call someone who has lost a competition in accordance to hair length.

"HAHA! Woodward you are The Dirty Noob! I won!"

by The Clean Noob June 15, 2009

Noob Squid

1. a noob squid is a rare animal that dwells at the bottom of the sea. Its a very gelatinous creature.

2. used as an insult.

3. an awesome handshake
4. a great form of dance much like ballet

1. The noob squid is a bottom feeder much like a catfish
2. you are such a noob squid
3. Noob Squid Handshake! *High five that is not to make contact but instead is to be pulled back. The hand is to be folded in half and float away like a squid*
4. "Did you see Molly at the dance?" "Yeah she was doing the noob squid!" "That dance is awesome!"

by buzzbuzzo December 20, 2009

Noob Denial

When someone thinks they're good/the best at a game when they are really just a noob. They will continue to argue with you, trying to explain how they are better without any proof. When you end up beating them/doing better than them they will still continue to make excuses as to how they are better.

Nikko: I don't understand how you're beating me, I'm better than you at this game!
Mikey: It's all good you're in noob denial
Nikko: Nope you just got lucky lets play again

by rekless91 August 14, 2010

noob flare

random shots that noobs make in FPS's that aren't directed towards anyone and gives away their position.

It may also be used strategically, but mainly it just gets you killed.

"I couldn't find the guy, 'til he noob flared and I sniped him."

by Kazydi October 2, 2007