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eat my fuckin ass tits fucking ass fucking shit

when your mom doesn't give you your xbox one
"MOM WHAT THE FUCKING MY ASS TITS FUCKING WERES MY GOSH DARNNNNNN XDOXX!"
"fock you" your moms says passing by

eat my fuckin ass tits fucking ass fucking shit

I love my husband ass print more 

theyre my best friend and platonic husband, it couldnt get any better. I want this to prove to him that i obviously love him more. ill do whatever it takes. they need to understand it >:D
asprin - "i love you more"
me - "i love my husband ass print more"

so much meaing

Bite my white ass 

Hail Satan
All hail the prince!

My (fucking) ass 

British slang. Used to express disbelief.
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day”

“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day , my (fucking) ass
My (fucking) ass by Twistedmint March 19, 2022

My fat ass likes big titty 

When someone’s fat ass likes someone’s big tittys
My fat ass likes big tittys like your moms

Un-ass my son

When your son possesses particular notoriety and you find it difficult to manage unsolicited individuals attempting to attach themselves to your son as if they share a mutual acquaintance and/or he is reciprocating such admiration; all while his mother is present, observantly understanding the situation and knowing when to utilize the folding chair supplied by the venue to advise an individual to demonstrate respect.
These bitches better un-ass my son!
Un-ass my son by MamaNanc April 13, 2026