The thing that wiggles and jiggles insert totally ugly hoe
My ass is 50-50 fat
by Stupidity.I’m November 24, 2022
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Realy u moron,Why do u seach my ass?
Random guy:Im going to kick ya ass back

to china!!!!!
Bruhdude: no plz not my ass
by BRUHDUDE555 January 5, 2017
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something very thicccc (with 4 c’s)
boy; woah, look at her ass. it’s pretty hot.

me: my ass 🥵.
by myassishot December 22, 2019
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The phatest ass around
Person 1: "You have a phat ass"
Person 2: "I know, my ass is phat"
by CoolBeanz! February 8, 2021
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When you don't believe anything anyone has said/did

OR it can mean as a joke.
EXAMPLE ONE:
Person1: I say that the computer failed.

Person2: Failed my ass!

EXAMPLE TWO:

Person1: Why didn't you sit at the car?

Person2: Because my ass said so.
by Dxrky May 31, 2022
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THE THICKEST THING IN THE WORLD... "My ass" (jk im flatter than paper) 😔✌️
person: whAt is 1+1?

person: mY aSs
person: wHaT aSs
person: ö
by youcantwerkwhileinasplit November 3, 2019
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