muddy noodle

A penis that has just had anal sex, and still has poop on it.

I bro I just hooked up with Martha and I still have a muddy noodle

by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 11, 2024

Muddy Puddle

When one pees on the ground then takes a shit in the puddle followed by stomping in the mixture with bare feet. It is also recommended that you pour barefoot wine over the masterpiece, if you’re feeling fancy

John: yo joe, did you just make that Muddy Puddle?
Joe: yeah man
John: that’s absolutely fucking disgusting ...you forgot the wine

by Crown of thorns November 2, 2020

The muddy triple H

When you're banging a girl with the shits, and you pull out and take a straw and suck out the diarrhea shits from her butthole and then blow it in the air like Triple H

I can't believe she let me give her The muddy Triple H the other night

by The Stink-Hammer March 18, 2025

Muddy Butter

It is the resulting solution when the lube and fecal residue mixes during anal.

Dude this girl and I tried anal last night. She didn’t rinse before hand, I used so much lube and we ended up with muddy butter everywhere!

by CalamityJen November 8, 2019

Muddy

Your dude. Your guy. Your buddy. Your slime. Your muddy. A person who you trust and are around all the time.

Yo that’s Kaizon. He’s my muddy wrd 2.

by Buzzybuz October 15, 2021

Muddy tug

Using feces as a lube for masturbation.

When he ran out of spit Larry knew he might have to resort to a muddy tug to finish pumping one off.

by Marco Porno August 14, 2015

muddy iceberg

The act of placing a block of ice too big to flush just before someone has to defecate in it.

Suddenly stricken with a case of food poisoning, Rebecca was shocked to see a block of ice too big to flush in the only available toilet. She had no choice but to leave a muddy iceberg.

by Rtrchc April 22, 2018