Advanced Mathematics

How the heck you could see this shit and not say what the fucking shitty shit is this shit

Person 1: "Hey what's 1+2+4+8+...2^n?"
Person 2: "Supposed to be infinite, sounds logical"
Person 1: "Wrong, it's -1, at least according to p.acid number systems of measurement"
Person 2: "What the fuck?!"
Person 1: "It's called Advanced Mathematics"

by man367519 May 6, 2022

MBA math

A management cuck with a Master of Business Administration that doesn't understand what goes on in the trenches of their organization and makes stupid calculations by not consulting with the people beneath them.

Person A: They didn't buy enough seats for software XYZ, so people keep rotating off the authorized list. A seat costs $10/user/month, but no let's make them unproductive for $300/day.
Person B: Must be that MBA math.
Person A: Haha, no kidding.

by nsclkjfiosdu2348392 May 9, 2022

Tokenized Math

When math collectibles (coins & stamps, vintage puzzles & toys, out-of-print books & classics, and antique measuring instruments & calculators), math cards, urban math definitions, IMO or Fields medals, NFTs, memes, and the like can be broken up into smaller parts that can be sold individually, thus making fractional ownership of both digital or physical assets possible.

Guesstimate how much the global tokenized math business could be worth if collectors started to trade their precious assets in the metaverse.

by Fasters July 16, 2022

The math ain’t mathing

When something doesn’t add up. Usually used in situations where you are a little bit skeptical.

When Tasha called out today she said she was sick. So why did Jane show me her Snapchat story and she is at six flags? The math ain’t mathing

by BussyPounder69 July 30, 2023

can't math

A slang term for an inability to excel in mathematics.

"Ugh, I have algebra next period and I'm dreading it. I seriously can't math.
"OMG, the cash register broke and the barista couldn't figure out what change to give me from a thirty cent purchase. Trustafarians can't math."

by EVOLVE April 4, 2017

Drive-thru Math

When arithmetic becomes calculus and your stoned with your friends trying to order from a drive-thru

Come on dude I'll pay for it I dont want to do drive-thru math

by the garbaggio boys July 12, 2017

corbin from math class

A big smoker and weed user and doesn't admit it and has a wack hair cut and wears a dusty hat

Dude you are such a Corbin from math class why do you do that so much. you need to stop

by skeet skeet9000 December 13, 2019