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Muddy waters

During anal sex, pee inside your partner's ass. When you pull out, after cumming, have your partner poop on you. The poop will be a lovely mixture of poop, pee and cum, resembling muddy water.
Oh, man we were messing around last night and she gave me an intense muddy waters.
by lillyconlentes August 23, 2012
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Muddy Waters

Similar to the absurdity of high waters or flooders (pants with hemlines that are too high usually about mid-calf) and outdoing the nastiness of skid marks, Muddy Waters makes one appear unkempt and perhaps even unhygienic. Muddy Waters can apply to the pants themselves, but is best used to describe the wearer of pants which have been soiled due to weather conditions, outdoor activities, daily life, or embarrassing loss of bowel control while in a social environment. It can range from dusty pant legs to dirty food or mud stains, but the appearance leaves any person the Muddy Waters comes across with the impression that s/he is in need of a handful of spare change, a wake-up call, or, at the very least, adult diapers.
Muddy Waters over there is wearing some mighty tainted rags, man. Either he's been playing in the pigpen or he just had a hell of a time at Taco Bell.
by Pancho M. F. Villa July 14, 2010
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Muddy Cup

When your buddy makes and hands you a mixed drink that’s 3/4 alcohol and 1/4 mixer.
Jp pours up Eddie a muddy cup of titos.
by TheDrinker69 June 11, 2018
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Muad

1.BBC
2.Dam Sexy
3.Black
4.great guy to be with
5.Keeps a dildo in his bag
1.I got a Muad
2. Im Muad
3.The sun made you a muad
4.Your so good, you could qualify as a muad
5.I got a muad in my bag
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muddy reno

the act of swabing your fecal infested penis on your lovers face after removing it from his anus, and vomiting semen upon their head.
He made me swallow so i gave him a muddy reno.
by king of knowledge September 18, 2003
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muddy muff muncher

one that eats out a hary mans anus
that queer is a muddy muff muncher, his boyfriend told me
by cheese72 June 5, 2011
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muddy beaver

when one performs felacio on a chic while she is taking a dump.
Dude! Dave gave Annette a muddy beaver in the bathroom. he said it smelled like bigfoots penis!
by Durhamsandwich October 17, 2008
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