Mormon

An amazing nick name giving so someone who fits the stereotype of the Mormon religion.

A handsome guy. Who will be the nicest guy you've ever met. No one can hate him even if they try to.

They are typically great drummers and over all artistically gifted.

They know a lot about religion and love to debate on the subject.

Warning: Can be heart-breakers. But even if they break your heart you still can't hate them!

I love you Mormon.

by SammasaurusRex February 3, 2010

mormon

The best friends ever. Absolutely hilarious and quite blonde at times i might add. :)

The Book Of Mormon is fun to throw at people on a short bus.

by Diana March 23, 2005

mormon

A member of the church of Jesus of Latter(last) Day Saints.

Many do not understand this religion, and like the people who call mentally disabled people "retards", they get angry at what they do not understand.

As many have already defined this religion in a reasonable way, I will not go into details.

I don't know Mormons are, so instead of actually asking them and saving a lot of time, I think I'll go online and rant about how stupid they are!

by Cayla M. March 20, 2008

mormon

Mormons are sweet people with big hearts. Their religion states that family is first. They have 3 heavens and no hell--only eternal darkness (almost impossible to got into). The 3rd heaven is the worst. The first heaven (from what I've been told) is the Celestial Heaven. In the Celestial Heaven, you become a god and you get to make your own planet. Seems pretty cool...if you have a lot of imagination. They are not a cult. They deserve to be treated as equals!

Boy: ask me anything about our religion
Girl: What's heaven like?
Boy: In the Celestial heaven, the best of our 3 heavens, you get to make your own planet.
Girl: Really?
Boÿ: Yea.
Girl: I wanna make a planet full of sweet animals.
Boy: Aww. That's cute.
Girl: I'm soo becoming a Mormon!
Boy: Welcome to the LDS faith
Girl: = Thanks! =

by starcrossed May 28, 2007

monmouth regional

High school in New Jersey that mostly consist of Eatontown kids and Tinton Falls kids. The school was running itself into the ground until Cory Radisch became principal and is currently working on returning the school to its old glory. Its a very diverse high school with a very underrated classes. The sports teams are average but everyone once and a while a team has great run defeating top teams and placing high. Overall Monmouth Regional was a once respected school until multiple controversies in the last 2 decades but is no on good track to returning to its former glory.

What school do you go to?
Monmouth Regional of course!

by Barcelona99 November 16, 2016

Super-Mormons

The actual name for the "creaures" called "vampires" in the movie Twilight.

They have a VERY basic similarity with classic vampires, but due to their EXTREME deviation in abilities and weaknesses, they really have no reason at all to be called "vampires".

Prepubescent Girl: OMG I love the vampires in Twilight!

Older Brother: STFU those aren't vampires, they're Super-Mormons! Vampires are actualy cool, Super-Mormons are just gay.

by crazybucketr June 5, 2009

mormon missionary

someone who does work for the church and doesn't get any of the churches millions. they or they're family has to pay for everything. you can't watch tv, listen to the radio or make more than two phone calls a year. these poor young adults are guilted into doing the churches work because it doesn't make enough money with the millions who are paying 10% of what they make.

"hey join the church."
"no, you dumbass mormon missionary."

by caseycox August 4, 2006