moiety

State of being half, part.

His moiety was well obvious

by Larstait November 15, 2003

moist surround

The snatch, pussy, twat, cunt, etc.

Damn, I'd like to get into her moist surround.

by Salty Skillz July 29, 2008

moist turkey

when having sexual intercourse you use a dollop of gravy as lube and you stick your penis in her bum

dude i moist turkeyed the shit out of your mom the night before thanksgiving. maybe thats why the turkey smelled like fish..

by Raskal64bra November 25, 2010

moisen

old poop or poop that is white and has been dried in the sun

timmy went to pick up his doggs poop but it was moisen

by ricky May 11, 2014

Moini

The act of mixing a large amount of male shit and cum in a bucket, and playing a game of spin the bottle to see who has to consume everything inside the bucket.

A couple of buddies and I were playing a quick game of Moini, until my parents walked in...

by AwesomeJared44 November 28, 2019

Bloom Moisture Cult

Bloom Moisture Cult is the alternate-universe version of Blue Oyster Cult, a hideous stoner band from the 1970s.

Bloom Moisture Cult is ruining my LIFE!

by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010

purple headed heat seeking moisture missle

its a dick... its not a mouth based video game...

I'll massage the back of your throught with my purple headed heat seeking moisture missle!

by crash.......... December 2, 2007