Medieval Dickweed

The term for a person or persons from the Medieval time period who act harsh or "un-cool". As used in the movie Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989).

King Henry the VIII was a Medieval Dickweed for chopping his wife's head off.

by AgentOrangeSkies June 29, 2006

moderate

A person who gets to make fun of bleeding hearts and knee-jerk cryptofascists at the same time.

Yeah, you got your conservatives and your liberals, but how do you actually get anything done without the moderates making the deals?

by Brian X July 4, 2003

Granny mode

Playing a computer or video game at a slower speed than normal, which allows the player to have a longer reaction time, and therefore, superior performance.
This is easy to do on emulators, but some games had this mode built-in.

I can only combo all those skateboard tricks if I use granny mode.

by Tarambe June 14, 2018

moderation

The ability to exercise self-control while enforcing one's will power to resist certain situations a person puts themselves in too often.

Sifl demonstrates the use of moderation by passing on a puff puff give give every other time.

by die-nough-soar July 2, 2003

Butt-recovery-mode

The period of time in which you cant sit down after taking a poop

Dude that shit I took was fucked up. I was in butt-recovery-mode for like 15 minutes!

by Coolcandy March 7, 2010

GO MEDIEVAL ON SOMEONE'S ASS

to lose one's temper on, to lose one's emotional equilibrium and act cruel or savage to somebody

After the pickle-sniffer winked at Henry, he went absolutely medieval on the fudge packer!

by weave October 7, 2003

moderate

1. A person who, upon hearing the political arguments presented by both of the only two options available in the U.S., decides that both sides are run by crazy fanatics with no concept or reality. Upon realizing this, the moderate also comes to the conclusion that the only way to make progress is to aid both sides of the struggle to both make the favorable changes and fend off the unfavorable.
2. One who thinks before voting.

You've got your religious zealots on the right, and communist human haters on the left. Guess I'll have to be a moderate, it's the only choice for the sane.

by Anonymous August 18, 2003