Cement Mixer

A noisy eater, that munches and masticates their food.

Whilst in Burger King, “Hey Ian, look at that beautiful girl over there at 3 O clock.

Ian: “Yeah, look how she eats, like a fuckin cement mixer on a building site!”

by Bucklesquack August 3, 2020

meat mixer

A social event consisting mostly of guys.

Danny’s party sucked, it was just a meat mixer.

by Willy McD November 27, 2020

meat mixer

A social event consisting mostly of guys.

Danny’s party sucked, it was just a meat mixer.

by Willy McD November 27, 2020

covid maxed

When people bring up, mention, or bitch/groan about COVID-19 (Corona, coronavirus, the 'rona) so many times throughout the day that the person hearing it all becomes increasingly aggravated as the minutes tick by. Soon enough, when another person mentions COVID, the covid maxed individual may freak out and start screaming at people around them. The covid maxed individual may even punch a hole in the nearest wall.

Neighbor: How was your day?
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.

Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!

by coffee_by_the_pot January 18, 2021

get maxed

when your college kicks you off campus for breaking covid guidelines

Make sure you're always wearing your mask, you don't want to get maxed.

by olay_tamale February 17, 2021

Cement Mixer

When a man slides his erect penis inside a woman's vagina to full length and begins to rotate his hips in a 360 degree circle, essentially stirring the juices inside her. Centrifugal force causes the penis to shift in in the opposite direction of the rotation. This is best done without a condom however, as the centrifugal friction may cause the condom to shift and/or break. You've been warned!

I attempted the "cement mixer" whilst my lady was cumming and she flooded the bed! Thank god the sheets weren't high thread count!!

by CriscoShortnin May 29, 2021

Cement Mixer

Two individuals perform oral on each other to completion. While the participants mouths are still full of cum, they proceed to have intercourse while aggressively French kissing.

My girl just doesn’t get turned on anymore without doing the cement mixer.

by WhoSlangDu? September 27, 2021