mustache dick

a hairy dick

i have a mustache dick

by Asshairy September 5, 2017

mustache bros

When two males grow mustaches at the same time and keep them trimmed in the same fashion.

Jimmy wanted to be mustache bros with Tim, but Tim rejected the idea and shaved his mustache off.

by mrscolonelsanders December 15, 2017

Mustache High Five

excuse for male kissing another male without being outright gay

Boof wouldn't stop mustache high five - ing me last night, i think i may have contracted something

by SNDSKY October 23, 2018

mustachio

When you nut on your own mustache

Bro I accidentally gave myself a mustachio

by kiredor November 14, 2018

MistahBlueBucket

A YouTuber by the name of Yanni, who makes gaming videos for PC and PS4. In his pastime he enjoys Rubik’s Cubes and Airsoft. His friend on YouTube is Blitz Wolfer a.k.a Scotty.

I love MistahBlueBucket he is my favorite YouTuber

by MistahBlueBucket December 14, 2018

Mustache

Slang term for the woman who is married or dating a man that is actually homosexual.

Ryan Seacrest's new mustache is Berit Heitmann. He just dumped a Victoria Secret model.

by bush3102 June 30, 2020

Mustache Mike

A badass security guard who has a badass nickname. This nickname has no other connotations other than BADASS...AND BALD!!!

Mustache Mike is out on patrol, I hope nobody gets in his way.

by Dan the man1986 November 24, 2020