minni

A severe ankle injury sustained during innocuous activity. Usually requires significant medical attention (e.g. surgery)

Andrew Reid did a minni playing handball at school.

by alophysio September 8, 2006

mannie fresh

he be that nigga that licked my dick burger yo
the definition of poop pusher

Shut the fuck up mannie before i slap you in the face with a black vagina.

by Lester the Molester December 1, 2004

Minnesota Foot Soldier

A close relative of the 'Clevelend Steamer' and the 'Hot Carl,' the 'Minnesota Foot Soldier' is a sexual act wherein a partner defecates then steps barefoot in their own defecation. The other partner then licks the first partner's feet and sucks their toes.

Since we just had corn for dinner, can we do the Minnesota Foot Soldier tonight, dear?

by Conscious Pilot March 5, 2008

mingie dog

a word of italian dissention meaning an ass kisser to the highest degree with a head that is penis shaped and a ass that hasn't been washed in years.

My friend Ryder loves the mingie dog.

by froggirl October 2, 2008

Minnesota Shower Rod

When a male truck driver takes a Viagra and experiences an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, he then has sex repeatedly in a 4x6 hotel shower trying to relieve his massive boner.

After my long drive to Minneapolis, I had me one hell of a Minnesota Shower Rod when I saw my mistress.

by xah639 February 12, 2013

Minnesota Handjob

When your partner uses there elbows instead of hands to give a handjob

"Yo Sarah gave me a nice Minnesota handjob last night"

by DJ chrispysoc October 18, 2016

Minnesotan Turd Sandwich

When you have either two smaller shit logs or one large mf cut in half placed between two slices of Wonderbread, you then proceeded to jimmy your shaft through the turd sandwich like American Pie.

“I’m going to take a break and go enjoy a Minnesotan Turd Sandwich”
“Mts”

by ScootyPuffSr. January 24, 2021