Minge monkey

Typically a man who's always chasing after women

Blimey, Tony is a right idiot! When will he ever stop chasing that minge? The saft minge monkey!

by Scrange_Matress June 13, 2016

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Minge bag

Someone whose being a proper cunt

People who drive like a minge bag

by Gillster June 25, 2018

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mingfei

The 2nd weirdest person that hangs around the weirdest person named Andrew. He usually brags about everything but deep inside, he has no life.

Andrew: Your weird
Mingfei: Agreed

by Plsstayinschoolkids November 10, 2020

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The Minge Dynasty,anachronistically referred to as the Era of the Woolly Mammoth,refers to the period where women sported a full muff. This began as far back as recorded history and continued until the late 1970s and the beginning of the Brazilian Epoch,uninterrupted except during the outbreak of the Black Plague when women shaved their privates to discourage flea infestation.

The Minge Dynasty (?-1979) ended with the advent of the thong and the bikini wax.

by wolfbait51 November 13, 2011

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Marley minge munch

Where a junkie smears peanut butter over their genitals and gets their dog to lick it off. Orgasming is optional. Walking away with your genitals intact is the luck of the draw.

1. Can you get me some smooth peanut butter at the shops I feel like a Marley minge munch. Crunchy peanut butter is to dangerous.
2. I dont need to shower I'll just get a quick Marley minge munch to clean up.
3. Adam stop being a creep and watching the meth head get a Marley minge munch.

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 20, 2018

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