You nut in someone’s ass, squirt chocolate syrup in then smack them on the ass to shake it up and drink it from a straw.
“Dude, had to totally clean my carpet from that Kansas City Milkshake my tender date Rich gave me last night. Cost me $300”
by Ataenzl July 14, 2022
A term for a woman with a little "more to love", used by Pete Holmes in his Somebody Loves Your Body monologue. A thicker milkshake is someone with a little bit extra on her, but not so much as to look overly fat or unattractive. Can be used in place of thicc or curvy, though each have slightly different meanings.
"My friend Sara has got a great body, she's what I call a thicker milkshake; I love a thicker milkshake! That's just more milkshake!"
by Nopidy September 24, 2017
by Kitchen Stove June 20, 2017
by Chocolategirl89 April 02, 2019
Chocolate Shake A male ejaculates into a condom or an anus while the receiver sucks it from her/his anus.
by NevermoreMe June 21, 2022
Using a turkey baster you squirt water in your mates butthole and have him do 100 jumping jacks and then stick a straw inside his butthole and drink.
by Wolfmanjackkk July 24, 2023
When you do both a pee and a poo in your pants, it’ll mix together and you will end up making a chocolate milkshake!
guy 1: ‘damn dude i have such a chocolate milkshake in my pants right now.’
guy 2: ‘same bro, it’s been hurting to shit lately so it’s a strawberry milkshake.’
guy 1: ‘damn.’
guy 2: ‘same bro, it’s been hurting to shit lately so it’s a strawberry milkshake.’
guy 1: ‘damn.’
by skullyfaerie March 12, 2021