midget toss

While your penis is inside the womans vagina shake her repediatly and after you climax toss her over your head (kinda of like a belly to belly suplex) and point and laugh at her pain.

I midget tossed that bitch all accross the room last night!!!
- Snootch to the nootch

by MGS with BS June 19, 2006

midget

One who is less than 5 feet, 7 inches tall.

I am 5'6 7/8". I think I'm going to go kill myself

by I hate college November 4, 2004

midget

The term used for shorter people without actually being a medical position. There is also freak midgets which are not tall enough to be average and not short enough to be midget.

162cm and below - Midget
163cm - 169cm - Freak Midget
170cm + Average etc.

H: Ha Ha Donald is a midget!
D: Ha Ha Ha Harold is a freak midget!
H: Touche.

by (pro'n Cass-I) August 12, 2007

Wrestling the Midget

slang for male masterbation (jerking off, beating the bishop, roughing up the suspect, shaking hands with the governor, etc.)

Man 1: Hey, did you bang that girl you went out with last night?

Man 2: Oh yeah.

Man 1: What happened?

Man 2: After dinner, we went back to my place. After a few drinks, I figured she was good to go. So I whipped my dick out and started wrestling the midget right in fromt of her.

Man 1: What did she do?

Man 2: She got turned on, started flicking her bean and the rest is history.

Man 1: (Nodding with approval) Nice...

by dcf68 June 26, 2006

midgetous

exceptional, very, incredible, ridiculous, awesome, extreme

1)wow, dude! that building is midgetously huge!

by cannibalism is good :) October 11, 2003

Midgettits

Someone who is very short, fat, and with big breasticles

Dude, look at that Midgettits over there. ~Dar

by Damadar July 17, 2006

Midget

A small,subspecies of humans. Well known for being short
They often get called other things as well, such as little people, ompa lompa or isabell

Omg you are such a midget right now

by cotchroacker1984 May 12, 2014