Michael Irvined

A raping in which no criminal charges are pressed. Often used to describe a situation in which a person gets the raw end of a deal.

Did you see Jack's new car? He paid way too much for it. The dealer definitely Michael Irvined him on that one.

by BuckeyeJoe March 1, 2010

Michael Jordan Syndrome

Totally legitimate medical disorder in which a person argues that nothing new will ever compete with an older version. Also known as Star Wars Syndrome.

Julio thinks that Revenge of the Sith doesn't come close to comparing to the original Star Wars movies. Julio has Michael Jordan Syndrome.

by Stephen Ochocinco December 10, 2013

michael bay disease

A disease in which the infected person cannot make anything that doesn't suck. Those infected have been known to have give horrible direction, have extremely crude and vulgar ways of going about things, be offensive toward human beings, and give people who have been exposed to their creations diseases such as cancer and Lou Gerhig's Disease.

-"Man, watching Transformers 2 gave me cancer, the director must have suffered from Michael Bay Disease"

by Fat Val Kilmer March 18, 2014

Michael Lam

The most Bad-Ass womanizer in the universe often referred to as a pagan god

Damn he's the Michael Lam of the Party

by Littlest Lamb September 25, 2014

Macho Paradigm

The Macho Paradigm© is the overall system of conditioning of masculine or male dominated culture, esp. here in the U.S. This is the system by which parents and society raise children, primarily boys by emphasizing macho stereotypes, expectations, behaviors, standards of emotional repression through the shaming of boys in particular that if they don't live up to these standards they are considered weak and inadequate. This is often done by a comparison to and , the condescension of femininity/female stereotypical behavior such as emotional, gentle, sensitive as the epitome of weakness. Anyone can be negatively affected by The Macho Paradigm© but most of all males are harmed by it's constant pressure it puts on them to live up to a stereotype of what a man is even if it causes pain on him or those around him. Things like chauvinism and misogyny as well as peer pressure could theoretically be traced back to The Macho Paradigm© as a root source of that programming that causes people to not only repress themselves to appear tough and cool but then to shame others into the same macho conformity. ©2014/DM

Examples of Peer Pressure Quips in the Macho Paradigm©:
'Man-Up' . 'Don't be a pussy' . 'He hits/throws like a girl'

Noun-The Macho Paradigm is the system we live in at the root of everything.

'The Macho Paradigm is one of the main causes in culture that drives men to put each other down when they are not tough or macho enough and sometimes even bully them'.

'Many boys feel like they can never measure up living in a culture influenced by The Macho Paradigm©'.

by Damiana00 January 29, 2019

dreww michael

Dreww Michael is a highkey freak who also happens to make music about real shit

Dreww Michael's new freestyle was fire!

by January Rain March 9, 2015

John-Michael

A friendly, funny and a nice guy when he wants to be. Is secretly vulnerable and sensitive to those he feels comfortable with. He has nice fluffy hair most of the time,a great smile and handsome af .Attracts me and women.Is artistic,creative and not judgmental. Is an all around good person and friend of you’re lucky enough to know him Doesn’t tell how he feels but you can early tell by his facial expression.

Hey I’m hanging out with John-Michael today you should come hang out with us.

by Salty mama April 22, 2020