Michael

Michael Might be the greatest person you will meet. He is nice and funny. Beware he might make you smile so much that your face will hurt. He has an awesome body... Play your cards right with Michael and he will use his Michael Magic to make you smile not matter what mood you are in. He can even make you want to drive all the way to NJ just to see him. He is Pretty Amazing..

"I need me some Michael"

by heymonday22 February 4, 2010

Michael

People with this name are likely to be extremely awesome. That or sociopathic. Regardless of the mental state, all Michaels are sexy, funny, and sex-gods in bed.

Damn, I wish I had a Michael to date right now. That would be freakin' sweet.

Antonyms: Vince, Douche, Fag

by Suck-it-Merriam May 5, 2009

Michael Irvined

A raping in which no criminal charges are pressed. Often used to describe a situation in which a person gets the raw end of a deal.

Did you see Jack's new car? He paid way too much for it. The dealer definitely Michael Irvined him on that one.

by BuckeyeJoe March 1, 2010

Michael Jordan Syndrome

Totally legitimate medical disorder in which a person argues that nothing new will ever compete with an older version. Also known as Star Wars Syndrome.

Julio thinks that Revenge of the Sith doesn't come close to comparing to the original Star Wars movies. Julio has Michael Jordan Syndrome.

by Stephen Ochocinco December 10, 2013

michael bay disease

A disease in which the infected person cannot make anything that doesn't suck. Those infected have been known to have give horrible direction, have extremely crude and vulgar ways of going about things, be offensive toward human beings, and give people who have been exposed to their creations diseases such as cancer and Lou Gerhig's Disease.

-"Man, watching Transformers 2 gave me cancer, the director must have suffered from Michael Bay Disease"

by Fat Val Kilmer March 18, 2014

Michael Lam

The most Bad-Ass womanizer in the universe often referred to as a pagan god

Damn he's the Michael Lam of the Party

by Littlest Lamb September 25, 2014

Micah

Micahs are kind, quiet, and frickin hilarious. They seem shy at first, and always try to seem cool and like they don't care about what others say. But once you get to know them they open up and reveal their soft side. Micahs are very sensitive but never try to show it. Micahs are also a bit of a lovable nerd... Micahs are one of the funniest people I have ever met, and if you ever meet one I suggest at least giving them the time of day. Who knows! Maybe he'll end up being your best friend too <3

Person 1: Whoa who's that guy over there in the cornet
Person 2: Oh that's micah he's awesome

by kittyandcoffeeluvr October 4, 2020