Michael

The skinny asian b0y who is fucking autistic and claims to have a fake ass girlfriend. He also plays fortnite all fucking day long.

Michael: Hey mate, wanna play fornite
Big nigga: fuck off u asian cunt. I aint gay u fuckboi

by Pseudonym lmao May 31, 2018

Michael

A person who is really mean and iphas a crush on a girl named addy. He also like 10 different girls

Michael is always being such a Michael

by Steelcrow November 18, 2019

michael

the reincarnation of George Lopez (a.k.a. George Lopez II)

Person #1: That fucking Michael kid is a real comedian

Person #2: I know he's a real George Lopez

by ppheadman69 May 14, 2018

Michael

a guy which is a complete idiot. If you are friend with him, God bless you.

you such a Michael

by saint no.1 May 14, 2018

Michael

The simpiest simp in all of SimpVille. The face of SimpNation, this man will steal your girl but never actually fuck her.

Adriano: “I bought a girl lunch today, she even hugged me!”
Armando: “You sound like a Michael right now”

by BigMancini February 20, 2020

Michael

a gay boy who usually does a lot of pushups with his backpack on

does Michael play tennis

why is Michael not wearing his shirt

by omg ideklol March 20, 2020

Michael

A person with a very lazy eye and kinda gay

dang Michael has a very lazy eye

by Trayj234 April 18, 2017