Messiah

Rachel Maddow is my Messiah.

Audience: "Show us the Messiah!"

The One True Dog: "Its a mess up here but there is no Messiah!"

Audience: "RACHEL! Show us Rachel!"

The One True Dog: "She's not the Messiah, she's a very naughty girl, now go away!"

by Fukulator October 16, 2009

Messiter

Word for when you introduce a friend to a friend you already know, and the friend becomes friends with your other friend, and unfriends/excludes you.

Guy 1: Dude how did introducing Cameron and Zoe go?

Guy 2: Dude Cameron totally Messitered me

by DeadBoom February 17, 2020

sext message

a booty call in the form of a text message

After receiving a sext message, John left the party early for some action across town.

by M Elizabeth April 8, 2007

messiyah

A very caring, quiet, and pretty girl. She always makes you face and she makes you feel good about your self. You would be very lucky if Messiyah is your best friend or girlfriend.

“Oh my gosh, I’m think I’m going to ask out the new cute girl, Messiyah!”

by The-name-person November 23, 2021

cryptic cheerleading message

ALSO known as CCMS
The process that cheerleaders engage in so that they can place derogortory words that only the students of that school knows or have developed. Hidden meanings inserted to cheerleaders routine by use of code words that denote bad sportmanship or sexual undertones in public, whereas teachers or coaches are obvious to true meaning.. CCMS are always changing due to overuse or officals catching on. CCMS can be used by anyone. Its universal

HEY, did you hear what the cheerleaders was saying?
Yeah.. it sounded like some cryptic cheerleading message?
Let see they yell at the other team U S A.
And they said FOAD and SOAD!!

by chicago andy January 28, 2007

Private Douche Messaging-(PDM)

The result of 2 Online Forum members in a posting arguement- sending pointless messages back and forth over which one thinks he has a bigger cock

Jtskier11- Your jumping to conlcusions again. Nowhere did I say anything was better! Your douchebaggery is staggering.

thx J11...best compliment i've gotten all day....

wow...a mechanical device that isnt perfect...what a revelation!?!?!?

Don't wry moderators.....switching to Private Douche Messaging-(PDM)!

by Bronic October 2, 2008

Philly Neck Message

The act of strangling the shit out of someone for being a douche bag, owing you money or fucking your best friend. AKA: The Mayweather Rent Collector.

Man, that bitch at the club thew a drink in my face so I had to give her the old philly neck message to calm her ass down.

by Mclive29 March 19, 2011