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Matteo

A person that think he,s the best but in reality is a furry and a fatherus missingus his father gott so missing he faded away into the sun because of his son matteo.
person 1: what the fuck is that!
person 2: thats a Matteo.
person 1:Ya i se he is ugly as fuck and is that a furry outfit?
person 2: yes he has also no father and he is called god of fatherus missingus and he sucks at everything and has one iq and is the ugliest person in the world and is the weakest as well.
by qetyuioo May 4, 2022
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Matteo

An Amazing person who has a 1 million cm shlong. he is very short tho.he are around 1 foot 3 to 2 foot 5. He will always steal any balls you have , basketball , baseball , and your ba ... anyway he has his pros and his cons. He has to be right about EVERYTHING.
Give me my damn ball Matteo!
by Matteo's Best friend May 9, 2022
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matteo

a kid with cooties. he got it from his bbg bethanya
bro oh crap this kids a matteo
by Milomiloa May 11, 2022
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Matteo

Mateo es un abuelo, le encanta el cine, y te saca muchos temas de conversación SOLO SI te agarra confianza o encuentra una gran conexión contigo, le gusta pasar tiempo solo pero aveces lo agobia, tiene una gran polla pero la real polla p
"Matteo es como un abuelo, con una polla grande"
by Tuloquita29 May 19, 2022
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matteo the fatass

Someone who eats alot at dinners and has fun with animals. He is pansexual and likes dudes over women. Also is plsu size
by Someone2131 June 21, 2022
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Matteo

The kind of friend your mother would approve of. Matteo is smart, funny, always interested in what you have to say, and is all-round a great person. There is nothing you can hate about a Matteo. He is also really hot, which is a good bonus.
Kid: "Hey Mom, can Matteo come over?"
Mom: "Absolutely! You know how much I love Matteo"
by montreal55 August 25, 2022
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Matte strong

Matte strong means to be tough and defying.
I'm built for this because I am matte strong
by Rob run corleone August 27, 2022
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