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The Mystic Maestro

The Mystic Maestro is a wonderful person who is very artistic and kind. She cares a lot about her friends and might even beat up her friends if they are bullying one of her other friends. She is one of if not the best friend that anybody could ever have.
Chrantom: dude you should probably stop bullying me. The Mystic Maestro just came online

MHX: oh shit you're right
by Chrantom September 17, 2020
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in Her Majesty's secret cervix

Humorous reference to how easy a time James Bond seems to have with getting hot chicks into his bed during a UK-government-ordered mission.
Double-Oh-Seven is so handsome and charming dat he could probably “score big wif da babes” whether he was in Her Majesty's secret cervix or not!
by QuacksO October 8, 2023
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bro is majestic

When bro is kinda... Why is bro so pretty though? I swear I'm not gay...
Damn why he kinda... I mean. MHHmm (Clears throat). Bro is majestic. Yeah I'm secure (in my sexuality)
by olive10542 June 13, 2024
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mesmerizing moles of majesty

These are the beautiful moles people have on their neck or chest that inspire others to want to explore their bodies for more.
And then one morning, she was wearing a revealing shirt and he discovered her mesmerizing moles of majesty. He would never be the same. He began to have nightly dreams of giving her the kiss of bliss right where her legs begin so that she was lickled to the point of creating emotional lotion. Sadly, he did not nothing and continued stretching feelings out of fear of rejection and possibly being kissapointed.
by von groovy June 27, 2024
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mesmerizing moles of majesty

These are the beautiful moles people have on their neck or chest that inspire others to want to explore their bodies for more.
And then one morning, she was wearing a revealing shirt and he discovered her mesmerizing moles of majesty. He would never be the same. He began to have nightly dreams of giving her the kiss of bliss right where her legs begin so that she was lickled to the point of spouting emotional lotion. Sadly, he said nothing and continued stretching feelings out of fear of rejection or possibly being kissapointed.
by von groovy June 27, 2024
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What Winston Churchill was trying to utter in a speech of his.
Winston Churchill: iwbnfouevcmsiehwvudbqvGovernment (This is a resolve of his majesty's government)
by suicidel December 4, 2024
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