Malcolm

Malcolm is a skank. Malcolm’s are little bitch ass slags who are the gum stuck to the bottom of your shoe. Fuck you, you stupid little slut.

You are a bitch and a hate you
Keep it in your pants you selfish bigot

Person 1: “that guy is ugly AND a whore”
Person 2: “what a total Malcolm

by Malcolmsareslags October 26, 2022

Malachi

That gay annoying kid

Friend: Hey wanna come over
Friend2:Okay, but can Malachi come too
Friend: You’re uninvited

by TheGoodDictionist October 30, 2022

malackan

malackan is a guy with 23 iq and a very small penis

ha you have small pp malackan

by catbage November 7, 2022

Malacyar

Traditional Crypriot dialect (malakas) meaning dickhead but said by a person in the North of England

Antonio what are you saying you malacyar, brexit means brexit, go back to btec Greece

by SexyChinaGod November 18, 2022

Majeczko

a very petrifying human being to be around. Has no soul or regret in any action that she does, even if there are consequences. She is racist, because she is typically Polish (aka job stealer). she is very gorgeous though, and forever will stay Grisha's girlfriend.

Max- oh is that Majeczko?
Tyler- yep, that's Grisha's girlfriend
Max- Oh, I definitely don't want to mess with them because they are both for sure racists.

by rich russian racist November 22, 2022

Malachi

A 5'4 fruit basket who cant pay for his data plan.

girl 1: hey Malachi is so cute
girl 2: I saw him stealing from goodwill
girl 1: nvm-

by UrL0ver November 26, 2022

Malcolm In The Middle

A hamster flying at terminal velocity

Malcolm in the middle? More like, mushy in the middle. Lose some weight Heisenberg! Haha. Had a good chuckle over that one... I'm coming after you.

by The Komng December 2, 2022