dirty mailbox

A sexual position, the female participant is in the doggy style position. The male participant (Mailman) aproaches from behind and enters into the anus, quickly withdrawing and then immediately entering the vagina. Thus he dirties up the mail and then delivers it.

That hoes quiefs smell like shit, she must have gotten a dirty mailbox.

I hooked up with my ex and gave her the dirty mailbox, I hope she gets a yeast infection.

by dego dis way May 18, 2006

mailwhore

Every computer gick has his mailwhore e-mail address that he uses for registering to bogus sites that you know you dont want your real email address to be in.

"Hey man dont use your real email, here, use my mailwhore address"

by amir & boaz March 8, 2009

Mailson Mandela

Referring to Nelson Mandela who was in prison for 27 years. Mailson is referring to losing your mail key and unable to check your mail for an extended amount of time.

Nick: so what did you think of the muppets on ice show?

Ryan: Mailson Mandela. I missed it because the tickets were in my mailbox.

by HarersRinTheBuilding June 28, 2011

mailyn💁🏻 ♀️

the funniest most friendliest bitch in allentown. she has the most fattest luxury ass and thighs ya would ever want. shes a friend you will need to keep fr she a real one. she talks sm shit but knows how to fight 💪🏻. shes one in a billion

“mailyn💁🏻 ♀️ has a fat ass mf”
“ong”

by the6thgraderthathasafatass December 27, 2021

Junk Mailing

Gloryholing through a mailbox.

Ashlynn was Junk Mailing her boyfriend when i walked by

by kuudez April 22, 2011

Mailboy

A strikingly passionate boy with gifts of golden words and heavenly musical talents. He has been taken from normality delivered as an unearthly being to the world, although still he contains his humble humanity. Most see this boy as the perfect being and until you look into him instead of at him do you see his flaws, his calling of unhappiness. For the few that do look inside they only wish to help this mailboy and return the normality to his life.

A mailboy is an unfortunate musician taken by the deliverance of the postal service.

by xoxoCandacexoxo July 14, 2009

mailbox dog

tiny dog that yaps and tries to bite you and won't shut up. the idea is that any dog that can fit in a mailbox should be classified as a rodent. yapping is suggested in order to meet mailbox dog standards, but not required. see also puntable.

"that would be a fun bike ride if it wasn't for that f---ing mailbox dog at the end of it"

"yeah, that dog is such a puntable"

by angus bohanon July 1, 2006