prêt-à-manger

Ready to Eat (Looking good enough to eat)

Couldn't be better, then he sent me a letter and who am I kidding
I was prêt-à-manger

by NKS93 December 16, 2021

I. T. guy in a manger

Some one who if they can't have something destroys it rather than letting some one else have it. From the to common habit of some I.T. people of destroying decommissioned equipment, instead of putting it in recycle. A update of a dog in a manger.

What's the difference between an I. T. guy in a manger and a dog? The dog eventually leaves , and the other animals get use of the manger, the I.T. guy pisses and shits in it so on one can use it.

by yorkystomper April 14, 2013

dick magnet

A female that is so incredibly physically attractive that males are drawn to her by pure sexual desire. However, the personality of the female is so caustic, so annoying or so infuriating that any want of interaction beyond pure physicality is nonexistent.

Hey Jon, who was that wicked hot chick I saw you talking to last night?

Jeez, man, she was a dick magnet. Two minutes after we stared talking I was trying to find an excuse to leave, flee the state and change my phone number so she had no chance of finding me...ever!

That bad, huh? Sorry dude.

by Justinian24 December 28, 2008

Tits MaGerkin

A word used to fuck with one anothers mind while high, or just anyone with a low IQ.

Yo, have you seen watatangular activity 6.
Idiot: nah..
You: c'mon its the one with tits MaGerkin.
Idiot: oh yah I seen dat..
You: you truly are fucking retarded

by BlondiDredz May 1, 2011

Milf Magnet

A male 18-25 that is typically considered the "nice guy" and is ignored by other girls; a guy that is willing to accept a woman who is pregnant and/or has infants as long as the relationship is right. These are usually teen moms or moms in their young 20's wherein the biological father is not involved whatsoever, allowing the young male to move in as the father figure before the child gets too old to worry.

"all the teen moms were looking to john for the stability, and the fact he had a secure job. he was lonely and vulnerable to her seduction. he is a milf magnet..."

by earple1 March 18, 2015

mannerable

a rediculously stupid way of saying "well mannered"
coined by Shameika Dunn, a small woman known for her resemblance to the platypus

He is really very mannerable.

by Jessica Robinson February 13, 2004

manger

hot sexy kid who likes to jack off to cartoons

oh man, that kid is such a manger!

by briannnnaiiissscooool May 17, 2008