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skewsey time of the month

A time of the month where femals are unable to participate in any sexual intercourse other then anal due to their menstruatral cycle.
We had anal last night as it was my Skewsey Time Of The Month.
by Trennalised January 15, 2008
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employee of the month

What I will be once I recatch that infamous awoling Psycho Bitch.
by Psych Ward Employee February 24, 2005
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Flavour of the month

Used in an ironic way by a person who views many objects or values produced by society with little value or as throw away, disposable assets that plebs may find temporarily attractive.
Bill: Sparkies great he has all the lates CD's and wears the latest clothes.

Bo: Yeh! it's just whatever's the flavour of the month with him though.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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Boner of the month

A strikingly attractive woman you want to have sex with repeatedly
Man, that chick is the boner of the month! I wanna fuck her repeatedly!
by Chode ala mode June 17, 2009
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13th month pay

-Section 1. All employers are hereby required to pay all their employees receiving a basic salary of not more than P1,000 a month, regardless of the nature of their employment, a 13th-month pay not later than December 24 of every year.

-Sec. 2. Employers already paying their employees a 13th-month pay or its equivalent are not covered by this Decree.

-Sec. 3. This Decree shall take effect immediately.

Done in the City of Manila, this 16th day of December 1975.
agent: Hey! did you already get youre 13th month pay??

agent2: hell fucking i didn't! im broke as hell this coming holiday... damn those fucking asshole Boss! screw them!
by REPS(name) December 14, 2009
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rage-month

the month of rage, friendship, and fun.
rage-month
by timothy57 July 5, 2010
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The month of Bristol

A collective term for all the days in a year spent hungover, lazing in bed, stoned or generally doing nothing.
"I've done nothing lately, my month of Bristol is going to be huge."

Person 1 "Hey man, what did you do Tuesday?"
Person 2. "Nothing, just added another day to the month of Bristol.
by Mattc85 January 17, 2014
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