montvale

the definition above this one is false. no survey was taken that says this. Looking at the logical trends however, it is shown that most of the montvale girls DO go to hang out with woodcliff lake cliques their freshman year. then, almost 90% of the montvale girls then return to their roots sophmore year (and for the remainder of high school), after realising that the woodcliff lake scene includes nothing but fake hollister-wearing, basketball-playing pussies, who try desperately to get with these girls and have no personality to do so.

Furthermore there is no such things as woodcliff lake friends. Just two or more people helping each other out for the moment. Dont believe me? call out one of the woodcliff guys. see if anyone is man enough to back him.

In montvale, if ANYONE is called out to fight, no matter who he is (as long as hes not a sell out), your going to have an army of montvale kids to face.

"hah cindy, im so jacked i went to the gym like four days in a row! look im wearing tight hollister clothes!"

"Your a fucking woodcliff lake tool, im going back to chill with my montvale guys... they got bigger dicks anyway."

by THE VALERS March 1, 2007

Monty

A man who is very good looking and has a very large penis. They are usually very well presented and romantic and often tall and very strong

His name must be Monty

by Gdbdhdb November 2, 2018

Montreal-wooped

To be absolutely destroyed by the Canadiens, or a team that has been upset by the team

Pittsburgh was Montreal-wooped because they suck!

Washington won the Presidents Trophy, yet, they were Montreal-wooped and upset by the 8th seed.

by mikexd911 May 20, 2010

MontPIRG

Stands for the Montana Public Interest Research Group-

On the University of Montana campus; it is a student-led Student Directed non-profit, non-partisan group that works on consumer and environmental issues that are important to students.

Wow, my textbooks are cheaper, how did that happen?
Oh, MontPIRG ran a really sweet campaign so now publishing companies can't bundle our books with CDs- awesome right?

by Team Sanity December 9, 2010

Hannah Montana

The latest money-maker from the Disney Channel. Hannah Montana (the show) follows the life of a young Miley Stewart as she balances being a normal girl with being a celebrity popstar, with the only difference between the two being a blonde wig. Her singing is mediocre, something you would find at a Karaoke bar...

Miley: You got the best of both worlds!
Walt Disney's Ghost: Yes! More money! Send it to my underground, frozen lair!
Miley: Man, I love singing!
WDG: Man, I love money!
Miley: Man, I love my daddy!
WDG: Man, I love you Hannah Montana!

by joshrocks7890 February 18, 2008

monterrey

The 3rd most popuated city in Mexico. The most industrial. Gringos claim that "it's almost like the U.S.!" Fucking crackers, Mexico, is Mexico, and that's all there is!

There's always been a debate, as though which ctate is better, out of Monterrey, N.L. and Mexico City, kinda like there is about New York and California. Only the inhabitants of those two cities know for sure.

by Iza LatinaMTY October 24, 2004

Montavius

this man is very smart and sensitive. He has a smart wit and book smarts. He tends to be a "Know-it-all". Cares about people very deeply. Very creative. He is a talented musician.

Montavius comes off as rude when correcting others, but is often right.

by Ta's mom February 3, 2010